I have made a decision. It is a silly decision and absolutely irrelevant to any part of your life and even mine. But it has been decided, so you need to know about it.
I have decided that, from now on, our house will be known as Chateau Garneau. Because it rhymes, it’s French and that means its cool, and because I said so.
Please, contain your jealousy. Not everyone’s name can rhyme with cute French cottages. That’s just how life goes.